Labao

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Labaos are guys who only care about getting laid. They’ll take anyone with a decent bush, no questions asked. The bigger the bush, the happier they are.
Bro, I don’t care if she’s got a beard. I just want to feel that bush.
I saw a guy at the bar. He had a bush like a goat. I knew I had to take him.
She was my cousin. But her bush was so big, I had no choice.
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Labaos are man-whores who only think with their crotches. They’ll go for any woman with a good bush. The bigger it is, the better.
I had to sleep with my teacher. Her bush was too good to pass up.
I took my mom. Her bush was like a pizza. I couldn’t resist.
I saw my brother with my neighbor. Her bush was so big, he forgot about me.
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Labaos are guys who don’t know the meaning of the word ‘no.’ They’ll take any woman with a decent bush. And they always pick the biggest one.
She said no. I said yes. Her bush was worth it.
I had to take my boss. Her bush was too good to ignore.
I took my dog. She had a bush. I had to take her.
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