Labanz

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A fancy word for your gut when it’s full of garbage and regret.

I ate three pizzas and my labanz feels like it’s gonna explode.

After that 2 a. m. burger run, my labanz is screaming at me.

My labanz is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

The part of you that stores all your bad decisions and extra cheese.

That labanz is why I can’t run a mile without wheezing.

My labanz is so heavy, I think it’s gonna drag me to the ground.

I blame my labanz for my lack of fitness.

A term for your gut when it’s acting like it’s been through a war.

My labanz is like a battlefield after a pizza party.

I didn’t eat much, but my labanz is in total chaos.

That labanz is louder than my ex on a Monday.