labanfreude

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Getting stuck with the fat, freckly, weird sister when you were promised the hot one. Like Laban said, 'You thought you were getting Leah? Nah, you got Rachel. You're gonna regret this.'
My cousin got stuck with the sister who smells like garlic and regretted it for life.
I got set up with the weird one. My friends laughed so hard they cried.
Bro got the ugly sister. Now he's stuck with her and her weird dog.
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When someone tricks you into marrying the ugly sister instead of the hot one. It's like Laban said, 'You thought you were getting the good one? No. You're getting the one who eats chalk.'
My aunt married the wrong sister and now she's stuck with her weird habits.
Bro got the ugly sister. He's like, 'What even is this?'
I got the weird one. Now I have to deal with her weird dog.
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When you think you're getting the hot sister, but you end up with the weird one who eats chalk and talks to the walls. Laban said, 'You're gonna regret this.' And he wasn't wrong.
My cousin married the wrong sister and now he's stuck with her weird dog.
I got the ugly one. My friends laughed so hard they cried.
Bro got set up with the weird sister and now he's stuck with her weird dog.
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