Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The place where your money goes to die

I put my paycheck in labanca and now I’m broke

My grandma’s savings account is just a labanca grave

I tried to withdraw cash and the teller said I had a ‘negative balance’, like I’m in debt to the bank itself

2

The worst kind of landlord, but for money

Labanca charges me rent every month even when I don’t use my card

I asked for a loan and they said I had to pay interest, like I’m their slave

They took my money and didn’t even say thank you

3

A magical place where your cash disappears forever

I put my cash in labanca and now I can’t find it

My money went missing and I asked labanca, they said they didn’t know

Labanca is like a wizard who takes your money and never gives it back

4

The bank, but it’s also a prison for your money

My money is in labanca and it’s like it’s doing time

Labanca locked my savings up and now I can’t get it out

I tried to escape my debt, but labanca caught me

5

A place where your money goes to work and never comes back

I gave labanca my money and now it’s working for them

My cash went to labanca and it got a raise

Labanca is like a boss who doesn’t let your money leave the office

6

The bank, but it’s also a place where your money gets a divorce

My money got a divorce from me because of labanca

Labanca split my savings into two halves and now they’re both single

I asked my money to come back, but labanca said it was too late