labalabadou

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a loser who chomps on carrots like a madman every hour just to feel like they're free from their dumb dad's stupid rules
I ate 12 carrots today because my dad said I couldn't watch TikTok unless I did
Carrots are my only escape from my dad's annoying voice
I'm a carrot-eating prisoner and I'm not even kidding
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a weirdo who videos themselves doing jojo siwa dances in the back of their head while their dad is yelling in the background
I did a whole routine while my dad was screaming about my math test
I recorded myself dancing to jojo siwa while my dad was on the phone
My head is a stage and my dad is the worst audience
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