Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a guy grabs a fat dude's saggy boobs so hard they bounce like a piñata full of dirt.

My cousin labaked my uncle so hard he spilled his soda.

He labaked the teacher during lunch and got sent to the office.

I labaked my friend’s dad and he yelled, 'I’m gonna kill you!'

2

when you pinch a dude’s boobs so hard it looks like they’re about to pop out of his shirt.

She labaked her brother and he cried like a baby.

He labaked his boss and got a warning.

I labaked my dad and he said, 'You’re gonna pay for that later.'

3

when you grab a dude’s boobs so tight it feels like you’re trying to squeeze out his soul.

He labaked his friend and got a punch in the face.

I labaked my brother and he ran away.

She labaked the guy at the gym and he turned pink.

4

when you grab a fat dude’s boobs so hard they look like they're gonna fall off and hit the ground.

He labaked his uncle and the whole family laughed.

I labaked my dad and he said, 'You're gonna regret that.'

She labaked her brother and he got a wedgie.

5

when you grab a dude’s boobs so tight it feels like you're trying to crush them like a soda can.

He labaked his friend and got a slap.

I labaked my brother and he yelled, 'You’re the worst!'

She labaked her dad and he said, 'I’m gonna get you back.'

6

when you grab a dude’s boobs so hard it looks like they’re gonna burst out of his shirt like a popcorn machine.

He labaked his teacher and got detention.

I labaked my friend and he ran out of the room.

She labaked her brother and he got a timeout.