labadoozie

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The cheapest excuse for a drink you can get on Labadee, and Gloworm is just a desperate guy who sells it.
I paid two bucks for a labadoozie and it tasted like regret.
Gloworm tried to upsell me on a double labadoozie, and I said no thanks, I’m already broke.
My friend drank a labadoozie and immediately cried, I think it was the sugar.
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Labadee’s version of a drink, and Gloworm is just a guy who pretends it’s fancy.
I asked for a labadoozie and got a cup of lukewarm disappointment.
Gloworm said it was a 'premium labadoozie,' but it just had more sugar.
My labadoozie tasted like my mom’s old coffee machine.
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A drink that Labadee serves, and Gloworm is the guy who makes you feel bad for buying it.
I bought a labadoozie and Gloworm made me feel guilty for it.
The labadoozie was so bad, I threw it at Gloworm.
I drank a labadoozie and now I have a headache, thanks to Gloworm.
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