Labadoobie

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A never-ending bash where everyone shows up, even if they hate each other, and no one leaves until the music stops and the last woman faints from laughing.
I showed up to the Labadoobie wearing pajamas and left with a hangover and a tattoo.
My mom showed up with her ex and his current wife. It was glorious.
I didn’t know it was a Labadoobie until I woke up in a stranger’s bed with a strangers’ pizza in my hands.
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A party that goes on forever, like your mom’s yelling at your dad, but no one cares because there’s free pizza and women who won’t stop laughing.
I missed my bus to go home. The Labadoobie didn’t stop for me. It was like it was alive.
I brought my dog, and he got drunk. It was a Labadoobie miracle.
My cousin tried to leave, but the DJ started a dance-off. He’s still there.
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A party that never ends, full of people who don’t know each other but all want to get wasted and scream at the same time.
I showed up with my friends. Now I’m stuck with my friends’ friends’ exes and their kids.
The Labadoobie turned my living room into a nightclub. I didn’t know I had a nightclub in my living room.
I tried to leave, but my neighbor started a karaoke battle. I’m still there.
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A party that goes on until you forget your name, your pants, and why you came in the first place. It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s full of people who don’t care.
I came for pizza. I left with a headache, a bruise, and a new best friend.
I didn’t know I was at a Labadoobie until my neighbor started crying and my dog started dancing.
I showed up in socks and left in a wheelchair. It was worth it.
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A party that doesn’t stop, even when the music stops, the pizza runs out, and everyone’s too drunk to remember their own names.
I showed up with my mom. Now I’m stuck with my mom’s college friends and their kids.
I tried to leave, but someone started a food fight. I got covered in pizza and stayed.
I came to the Labadoobie for fun. I left with a broken chair and a new nickname.
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A never-ending party that turns your house into a scene from a movie, with loud music, people you don’t know, and women who won’t stop laughing.
I showed up to the Labadoobie with my dog. Now I’m stuck with my dog’s friend, who’s also a DJ.
I left my house to go home. I didn’t know I was still at the Labadoobie.
I came for fun. I left with a hangover, a broken lamp, and a new best friend.
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