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A weird dude who slaps peanut butter on his junk to trick lost cats into his tiny apartment.
He texted me: 'Cats are my only friends. Peanut butter is my love language.'
His tweet: 'I’ve fed 12 cats today. 7 of them tried to lick my face.'
His DM: 'If you don’t feed the cats, they’ll eat you. I’ve seen it happen.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who uses peanut butter as bait for stray cats, and his junk as the trap.
He posted: 'I’ve got a full-time job as a cat trap.'
His friend said: 'He’s like a cat version of a meatball sub.'
He told me: 'I’ve got a cat named Sir Peanut. He’s got a PhD in licking.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who uses his junk as a snack bar for lost cats, and peanut butter as the menu.
He said: 'I’ve got 15 cats living with me. 10 of them are my exes.'
His tweet: 'Cats are like my family. They don’t judge me when I eat pizza for breakfast.'
He told me: 'I’ve got a cat that won’t stop licking my junk. It’s like a never-ending lick fest.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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