Lab Ratting

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A person who lives in the lab, runs experiments like a maniac, and forgets to eat or sleep because they’re too obsessed with their work. They’d rather die than leave the lab.
My lab rat friend missed their mom’s birthday because they were testing a new chemical.
She texted me, 'I forgot to breathe today, I was too busy proving my theory.'
He’s been in the lab for three days straight. I think he’s gonna turn into a rat.
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A human guinea pig. They’re the ones who get poked, prodded, and sometimes turned into a science experiment.
My lab rat friend got a new tattoo that’s actually a chemical experiment.
She let a professor stick a tube up her nose just for fun.
He drank a whole beaker of mystery liquid and now he talks like a robot.
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A student from the Labschool. People on the outside call them lab rats like it’s an insult, but they know it’s a compliment. Labrats are the weirdest, funniest, and most awesome people in school. They always find each other like they’re magnets.
I walked into a room of 300 people and immediately found my lab rat friend. It was like magic.
They got lost on a field trip but still ended up hanging out with other lab rats.
They turned a school trip into a mad scientist party.
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You're being messed with, tested, and played like a toy. You're the experiment, and you're not even in on it.
My friend got tested for a new drug and now he’s a walking science experiment.
She was used as a test subject without even knowing it.
He got messed with by a professor who thought he was a test tube.
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A person who will try anything, even if it’s a bunch of random drugs. They don’t care if they end up dying or turning green.
She tried every drug in the lab and now she’s a walking science experiment.
He took a drug that turned his hair blue and now he looks like a mad scientist.
They took so many drugs that their professor had to lock them in the lab.
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A white woman who dates men of color or hangs out with them all the time. She’s like the cool kid who’s friends with everyone.
She dates a black guy and now she’s the coolest person in the school.
She hangs out with people of color and now she’s like the queen of the lab.
She turned her whole lab into a party because she was hanging out with people of color.
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A person who acts weird because they’ve been exposed to too much chemicals or weird stuff. They’re not useful anymore, just weird.
He turned green after too much chemical exposure and now he’s just weird.
She started talking to walls after too many experiments.
He turned into a walking science experiment and now he’s just weird.
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