Lab Middle School

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A school where everyone's a future genius but still can't figure out how to turn off their phone during math class. Every Friday, some idiot screams 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!' like it's the Super Bowl and we all have to wear green or else we die.
My mom texted me: 'Why are you screaming at the ceiling?'
My friend got detention for yelling 'GATORS!' during algebra.
The principal tried to stop the announcement but got distracted by his coffee.
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A place where kids are so stressed about grades they forget to breathe. The announcements on Monday are like a death sentence. You better wear green on Fridays or else you're the weakest link.
I got a text from my brother: 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t wear green.'
My friend cried because she forgot her green shirt and got called out in front of the whole school.
My teacher threatened to give us all a pop quiz if we didn’t shut up during the announcement.
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A school where everyone thinks they're going to be rich but still get distracted by the sound of a pencil dropping. Every Friday, someone yells 'GO GATORS!' so loud it feels like a war. If you don’t wear green, you’re basically a traitor.
My dad called me: 'Why are you wearing blue?'
My friend got called out for wearing black and said, 'I’m a goth, not a gator.'
The lunch lady stopped serving pizza because she was too busy screaming 'GATORS!' with the rest of us.
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