lab mice

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White women who take turns having sex with Black men just to feel cool and fancy, like they’re doing some kind of science project on their vaginas.

My cousin thinks she's the queen of lab mice because she's dated three Black guys in a row.

My mom says she's not a lab mouse, but she's definitely doing experiments on her husband.

My teacher called my friend a lab mouse because she's dating the school janitor.

White women who think dating Black men is like getting a PhD and they're the ones doing all the work.

My friend thinks she's a genius because she's dating a Black guy who got a 4.0 GPA.

My aunt says she's not a lab mouse, but she's definitely doing the work in this relationship.

My neighbor dates three Black men a week and calls it a research project.

White women who are basically just test subjects in a science lab, but they don't know it yet.

My cousin thinks she's dating a Black man, but it's really just a lab experiment.

My mom says she's not a test subject, but she's been used in five experiments already.

My friend's whole dating life is just one big lab experiment.