Lab Kebab

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When you yank your underwear up so high they’re stuck between your lips like a cocky kid in a math test
My mom said I was doing the lab kebab again when I tried to hide my butt from my brother.
I pulled my pants up so high I looked like a confused flamingo in a bathroom.
My friend’s lab kebab was so bad she had to take a break to wipe her face.
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When you pull your pants up so high it looks like you’re trying to plug a leak with your crotch
He did the lab kebab so hard his pants looked like they were about to explode.
She did the lab kebab during lunch and got a warning from the principal.
My cousin did the lab kebab in the middle of the store and got kicked out.
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When you yank your pants up so high it feels like your butt is trying to escape through your ears
He did the lab kebab so high I could see his butt from the next class.
I did the lab kebab in the shower and got a lecture from my dad.
My sister did the lab kebab in front of the whole school and cried.
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When you pull your pants so high it’s like you’re trying to hide your butt from a hungry bear
He did the lab kebab during a test and got a zero.
She did the lab kebab in the hallway and got sent to the office.
My brother did the lab kebab in front of his crush and blushed like a tomato.
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When you yank your pants up so high it looks like your butt is trying to do a handstand
He did the lab kebab in the gym and got laughed at by everyone.
I did the lab kebab during a presentation and got a standing ovation of shame.
My friend did the lab kebab in front of the teacher and got detention.
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When you pull your pants up so high you’re basically wearing a cape made of your butt
He did the lab kebab so high it looked like he was about to fly.
I did the lab kebab in the middle of a Zoom call and my teacher asked what was wrong.
My cousin did the lab kebab during a dance and got kicked out of the party.
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