Lab Cheese

My girlfriend’s lips looked like a used sock after her shift at the diner.

That guy’s mouth smelled like a sewage pit after he kissed his grandma.

The lab cheese on his face was so thick, I thought he’d been eating dirt for breakfast.

She had lab cheese in her hair from licking the bus driver’s face.

That lab cheese was so bad, I could smell it from the next state.

He had lab cheese all over his shirt after making out with a hooker in the park.

Her lips had lab cheese so thick, I thought she’d been eating a dead raccoon.

He got lab cheese on his face from kissing a woman who hadn’t brushed her teeth in a week.

That lab cheese was like a second skin on her lips, and it was ugly.