Lab Bitch

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A lab worker who gets stuck doing all the gross jobs no one else wants to touch. They clean beakers, eat expired food, and get yelled at for spilling stuff.
I’m the lab bitch. I clean the floor after you spill acid everywhere.
You’re the lab bitch now. You’re washing all the beakers.
Why do you get to leave early? Because you’re not the lab bitch.
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The student who ends up doing all the dishes after lab because they stayed late while everyone else left.
I had to do all the dishes because I was the lab bitch.
Why did I get stuck with the dishes? Because I was the lab bitch.
You left early. I stayed. Now I’m the lab bitch.
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