Laavon

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A heart full of love but also a wallet full of hate. She gives when she can, but she'll cuss you out when she can't.

Laavon sent me a pizza but said I owed her a kidney.

She gave me $20 but made me promise I'd never ask for anything else.

She bought me coffee but called me a freeloader in front of my boss.

A person who gives you stuff but also gives you grief. She's like a gift wrapped in a curse.

She gave me a gift card but reminded me I had to pay her back.

She bought me a drink but called me a mooch.

She paid my bill but said I was a burden.

She gives you love and money, but only if you let her scream at you first.

She sent me money but called me a lazy bum.

She gave me a present but said I was a waste of space.

She paid my rent but yelled at me for being messy.