LaAudra

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The whitest black girl who shows up late and leaves early. She acts like she’s rich but is actually broke. She promises you a gift but always forgets to bring it. She’s nice but only to her friends.
I said I got you a birthday gift. Then I left. No gift. No apology. Just a text that said 'Bye, I’m rich.'
She showed up 20 minutes late to my party and left 10 minutes after it started. Classic LaAudra.
She said she’d buy me lunch. Then she asked me to pay for her coffee. That’s not a gift, that’s a scam.
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The blackest white girl who’s always late and always leaves. She talks like she’s rolling in money but can’t even afford her own snacks. She says she got you a gift, but it’s just a text. She’s sweet but only to people who matter.
She said she got me a gift. I waited. Then she said, 'I forgot.' Then she left. Classic LaAudra.
She showed up to my party like 15 minutes after it started. Then she left 5 minutes after it ended. That’s not a party, that’s a mistake.
She said she’d pay for my lunch. Then she asked me to pay for her drink. That’s not a gift, that’s a trap.
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The richest-looking poor girl who’s always the last to show up and the first to leave. She talks like she’s got money, but her wallet’s empty. She says she got you a gift, but she forgets to bring it. She’s nice, but only to her besties.
She said she got me a gift. Then she left. No gift. No nothing. Just a text that said, 'I’m rich, you’re not.'
She came to my party 30 minutes late. Then she left 10 minutes after it started. That’s not a party, that’s a problem.
She said she’d buy me lunch. Then she asked me to pay for her dinner. That’s not a gift, that’s a joke.
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