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A fancy word for a girl who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale but acts like she's been stuck in a prison for 20 years. She’s got a perfect life, but she’s also a drunk who cries at 2 a. m. over spilled coffee.
She got promoted, then cried in the break room because her coffee had a little bit of creamer in it.
She told her intern to ‘fix the spreadsheet or I’ll drink all your wine.’
She called her mom at 3 a. m. to complain about the way the curtains were folded.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A girl who looks like a queen but acts like she’s been kicked out of a palace. She’s got a fancy job, but she’s also a drunk who yells at her plants.
She yelled at her plant for not growing fast enough and then drank her entire wine collection.
She spent 4 hours arranging her desk and then tripped over her own shoes.
She cried in the bathroom because her coffee was black and she needed it to be ‘perfect’.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A girl who looks like she’s been kissed by the sun, but her brain is full of trash. She’s got a fancy job and a fancy life, but she’s also a drunk who fights with her own shadow.
She had a meeting and then spent 20 minutes arguing with her shadow about the placement of her coffee cup.
She drank 5 glasses of wine and called her boss ‘a disgrace to the kingdom.’
She cried in the elevator because her coffee had a crumb in it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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