LAASS

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A butt so good it changes your whole life, like you forgot how to breathe
I saw that LAASS in the mirror and immediately dropped out of school.
My cousin got a job just to be near that LAASS.
I walked into a convenience store and came out with a LAASS and a lifetime supply of snacks.
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A perfect ass that makes you forget your name, your ex, and your lunch money
I texted my friend: 'I saw a LAASS and now I’m late for work.'
My dog stared at that LAASS for 10 minutes and didn’t move.
I skipped dinner just to take a selfie with that LAASS.
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An ass so good it could make a saint sin and a king lose his crown
I got into a fight with my brother over who got to sit next to that LAASS.
I forgot my password just to see that LAASS again.
I sold my soul for a chance to touch that LAASS.
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