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A person who drives to the gym like it's a sacred ritual, parks as far as possible from the entrance, and then takes forever on a machine that does nothing but make them sweat like a sinner in hell.

I drove 20 minutes to the gym just to park in the farthest spot and then spent 30 minutes on a treadmill that didn't even move.

I got out of my car and yelled at the parking lot like it was my enemy.

I walked into the gym, looked at the machine like it was a curse, and started sweating before I even turned it on.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who thinks that just wearing a gym shirt and some dumb shorts is the same as actually working out.

I walked into the gym wearing my favorite sweatpants and a T-shirt and called it a full workout.

I showed up in a shirt that said 'I came to work out' and left right after I sat down.

I wore my gym clothes to the store and told the cashier I was already done with my workout.

by Slangipedia 9d ago