Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

LAAM stands for Loud Ass Annoying Midget. He’s short, but he yells like he’s got a megaphone and a bad attitude.

He started a fight in the grocery store over the last bag of chips.

He yelled at the barista for not knowing his coffee order.

He cursed at the traffic light like it owed him money.

2

A LAAM is a tiny man with a huge mouth. He talks so loud, you can hear him from the next town.

He screamed at his dog for eating his shoes.

He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for not being fast enough.

He cursed at the sky because the sun was too bright.

3

LAAM is a short guy who thinks he’s the loudest person in the room. He’s wrong, but he doesn’t care.

He yelled at the microwave for not popping his popcorn fast enough.

He screamed at his mom for not giving him enough allowance.

He cursed at the coffee machine for not making him a perfect cup.

4

A LAAM is a little man with a big mouth who yells at everything. He’s like a human megaphone.

He yelled at the TV for showing a commercial.

He screamed at the mailman for not bringing the right mail.

He cursed at the elevator for being slow.

5

LAAM is a short guy who yells like he’s trying to wake up the entire city. He’s loud, and he’s not sorry.

He yelled at the neighbor’s cat for scratching his fence.

He screamed at the grocery store for not having his favorite snack.

He cursed at the weather for being too hot.

6

A LAAM is a little man who talks so loud, it’s like he’s got a microphone and a grudge.

He yelled at the dog for barking too much.

He screamed at the barista for not knowing his order.

He cursed at the traffic for being too slow.