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A guy who talks so much about himself it feels like he’s giving a speech in a bathroom.

'I got 100 likes on that post, bro, and you? You got 2 likes and a crying emoji.'

'I’m the best at everything. You’re just average. Average, I say!'

'You know what they say about me? They say I’m the king of bragging.'

A person who thinks they’re the most important person in the room, even when they’re the last one to arrive.

'I didn’t even show up on time, but I’m still the best.'

'They all waited for me, and I didn’t even care.'

'I walked in, and suddenly everyone was impressed.'

Someone who constantly talks about their achievements like they’re the only ones who ever succeeded.

'I got a perfect score, and you? You got a C, and that’s not even the worst part.'

'I passed the test, and you failed, and that’s the end of the story.'

'I did everything right, and you? You did everything wrong.'

A human being who thinks the world revolves around them, even when they’re the one who messed everything up.

'I messed it up, but it was still my idea, so I’m still the best.'

'They all failed because of me, but I still deserve all the credit.'

'I made a mistake, but that doesn’t mean I’m not the best.'

A person who talks so much about themselves it’s like they’re trying to fill up the entire room with their own ego.

'I’m the reason this party is happening, and you’re just the background noise.'

'You’re just here to listen to me talk, right?'

'I’m so important that even the walls are jealous of me.'

A person who thinks they’re the only one who matters, even when everyone else is clearly better.

'They’re all better than you, but I’m still the best.'

'You’re just here to support me, and that’s all you’re good for.'

'I’m the only one who matters, and everyone else is just extra.'