Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

she is a hot older woman who makes your brain melt

My aunt is a laalah. She eats donuts and looks good doing it.

My teacher is a laalah. She grades my papers and grades my heart.

My neighbor is a laalah. She walks her dog and walks my dreams.

2

she’s a woman who looks like she just came out of a bakery and a gym

My cousin is a laalah. She bakes cookies and bakes my heart.

My mom is a laalah. She cleans my room and cleans my thoughts.

My friend is a laalah. She texts me and texts my soul.

3

she’s the kind of woman who makes you forget your own name

My grandma is a laalah. She tells stories and tells my brain to shut up.

My crush is a laalah. She smiles and I forget my math homework.

My boss is a laalah. She gives me work and gives me a heart attack.

4

she’s like a snack you can’t resist and won’t stop eating

My sister is a laalah. She eats chips and eats my patience.

My mom’s friend is a laalah. She talks and talks my brain to sleep.

My neighbor’s daughter is a laalah. She laughs and I laugh with her.

5

she’s a woman who looks like she just won a bet and a beauty contest

My aunt’s friend is a laalah. She drinks wine and drinks my confidence.

My teacher’s sister is a laalah. She teaches math and teaches my heart to beat.

My friend’s mom is a laalah. She cooks food and cooks my brain.

6

she’s the kind of woman who makes you question your life choices

My uncle’s wife is a laalah. She drinks coffee and drinks my soul.

My best friend’s mom is a laalah. She drives me crazy and makes me smile.

My neighbor’s sister is a laalah. She talks too much and talks my brain into silence.