Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Los Angeles guy named Albert or Al who acts like he's the king of the world and everyone else is just a stepping stone to his fame.

Albert: 'I'm not just from LA, I'm LA.'

Al: 'I'm not just a name, I'm a legend.'

Albert's mom: 'He's not famous yet, but he's working on it.'

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2

A tiny word from a tiny town that means small, but only if you're from Cumbria and you're too lazy to say it right.

'That house is laal,' said the man who lived in it.

The kid said, 'That dog is laal.' The dog looked confused.

The teacher said, 'Your math is laal.' The kid cried.

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3

A disease that happens when a fat girl with a bad face sits on a penis and sprays all over the place while being ugly.

'I got laals at the party,' said the guy who got sprayed.

The girl looked like she just lost a bet.

The guy who got sprayed: 'I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.'

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4

A guy so hot he makes everyone else look like they just stepped out of a dumpster.

'He's a laal,' said the girl who just broke up with her ex.

The guy walked in, and everyone stopped talking.

He looked at her, and she felt like she was on fire.

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5

A magical phrase said by a kid named Mr. Tumble who thinks the library is the most important place in the universe.

'Laal eerie,' said Mr. Tumble, who had no idea what he was saying.

The narrator looked confused, then said, 'What?'

The kid who watched it said, 'That was the worst episode ever.'

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6

A Hindi phrase that means 'go to sleep, kid,' but only if you're being yelled at by your dad.

'Laal,' said the dad, who had just eaten a whole pizza.

The kid fell asleep before the dad finished yelling.

The kid said, 'I'm not sleeping, I'm just tired.'

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7

A guy named Laal Tamatar who is super nice, but when he's angry, he goes to the mom of Ronan or Marco and gives her the best ass-whipping of her life.

'Laal Tamatar is coming,' said the mom who was about to be hit.

The mom screamed, 'Why is he angry?'

Ronan said, 'I didn't do anything.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago