LaAjhanae

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A LaAjhanae is a freak of nature. They don’t just have good sex, they have the best sex. And they stick with you like glue. If you ever meet one, you’ll wish you were their pet.
My ex is a LaAjhanae. I tried to leave her. She followed me to the grocery store. I bought six liters of ice cream just to shut her up.
I dated a LaAjhanae. She told me I was her favorite. Then she left me for my best friend. I still hate her.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a LaAjhanae. She’s so loyal, she moved in with him. Now he’s stuck with her and his three kids.
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A LaAjhanae is the most beautiful woman on Earth, and she knows it. She’s so loyal, she’ll probably follow you to the mall just to make sure you don’t buy the wrong shirt.
My neighbor is a LaAjhanae. She walks in my house like she owns it. And she does. She’s got a key.
My friend dated a LaAjhanae. He said she was like a vampire. She never left. She just took over his life.
My mom’s friend is a LaAjhanae. She had two husbands. Both of them are now her exes. But she still calls them ‘my boys’.
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