Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A kid or a rookie who you can walk all over like they're not even there.

I'm not scared of you, laaitie. I've walked over kids with bigger feet.

You think you're cool? I've seen your laaitie cry in the toilet.

That laaitie can't even handle my side-eye.

2

A person who thinks they're tough, but you can laugh at them like they're a bad joke.

I laughed so hard at my laaitie's rant, I got a stomach ache.

That laaitie thinks they're the king, but I've seen them run from a chicken.

Your laaitie is the reason I don't wear pants on Mondays.

3

A little person who you can make look like a fool with one sentence.

I said 'nice try' and my laaitie looked like they'd failed a test.

That laaitie tried to argue with me, and I won with a single eye-roll.

Your laaitie is so small, they can't even reach the top shelf.

4

A person who you can treat like a doormat and they still smile at you.

I stepped on my laaitie's face, and they still said 'thanks'!

That laaitie lets me walk all over them like they're a rug.

Your laaitie is so nice, they let me eat their lunch.

5

A kid or a nobody who you can insult without feeling bad about it.

I called my laaitie a chicken, and they didn't even flinch.

That laaitie is so weak, they can't even handle my insults.

Your laaitie is the reason I don't need a dictionary.