laacky

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A woman who looks good and doesn't quit when you call her a fat pig
She still smiled when I called her a walking pizza.
She came to work even after I posted a photo of her sleeping in a taco shell.
She didn't flinch when I told her she was the worst thing to ever happen to my lunch break.
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A woman who looks like a goddess and works like a prisoner
She showed up to work with a broken foot and a full face of makeup.
She ran a marathon and still finished her taxes on time.
She took a bullet for me and still did my laundry.
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A woman who makes you look bad just by standing next to her
She walked in and my whole team forgot how to breathe.
She got promoted and I got stuck with the coffee machine.
She laughed at my jokes and then wrote a poem about them.
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