LAAB

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A Life Altering Ass Beating. It happens when one team whoops the other so bad, the losers can’t sit down for a month and their butts look like they got run over by a truck.

My cousin got a LAAB in the middle of a math test. He cried like a baby and his math score went to zero.

The soccer team got a LAAB after losing the championship. Now they all wear socks on their butts.

I got a LAAB during a dance-off. My pants were soaked and my dignity was gone.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Life Altering Ass Beating. It’s when you get spanked so hard, your butt feels like it’s on fire and you probably won’t be able to wear pants for a week.

My brother got a LAAB from his dad for eating the last slice of pizza. He walked like a robot for days.

The guy who stole my lunch got a LAAB from the principal. He screamed like a girl.

I got a LAAB after cheating on a test. My teacher made me sit on a chair with a hot plate.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Life Altering Ass Beating. It’s when you get so badly whooped, you swear you’ll never eat another burger again.

I got a LAAB for talking too much in class. My butt was red and my teacher said I had to do push-ups.

My friend got a LAAB for texting during the movie. He now has a permanent red mark on his butt.

The dog got a LAAB from the neighbor’s kid. He hid under the couch for a week.

by Slangipedia 9d ago