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If you're from this crummy town, you're either a creepy old man who hogs the playground, a giant who eats five waffles and a whole sandwich for breakfast, or a dumbass named Deeper Impacts who thinks he's a legend.
I saw that guy again. He's still trying to get a kid to play with him.
That giant ate my waffle. I'm still mad.
Deeper Impacts called me a schmuck. I told him he was a schmuck too.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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You're from here, so you're either a pervert who touches kids, a freak who eats like a horse, or a clueless loser named Deeper Impacts who thinks he's famous.
He touched my little brother. I'm gonna get him back.
That guy ate my whole sandwich. He's a monster.
Deeper Impacts said I was a schmuck. I said he was a schmuck.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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You're from this town, so you're either a sicko, a glutton, or a brainless idiot named Deeper Impacts who thinks he's a big shot.
He touched my sister. She's still mad.
He ate my waffle. I'm still mad.
Deeper Impacts called me a schmuck. I told him I was a schmuck.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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You're from this town, so you're either a creepy old man, a giant who eats like a pig, or a brain-dead guy named Deeper Impacts who thinks he's cool.
He touched my neighbor. I saw it happen.
He ate my whole breakfast. I'm still hungry.
Deeper Impacts called me a schmuck. I told him he was a schmuck.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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You're from here, so you're either a pervert, a food monster, or a dumbass named Deeper Impacts who thinks he's a hero.
He touched my little brother. I saw it.
He ate my waffle. I'm still mad.
Deeper Impacts called me a schmuck. I told him he was a schmuck.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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