La-z-mail

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When you email someone right next to you instead of just talking, like you're too lazy to open your mouth.
I sent my boss an email asking for a break, even though he was standing right behind me.
I emailed my coworker to ask for a pen, even though she had one in her hand.
I emailed my friend during lunch to say I was hungry, even though we were sitting together.
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Sending a message to someone in the same room because you're too cheap to just say it out loud.
I emailed my mom during dinner to ask for more food, even though she was right there.
I DM'd my friend in the cafeteria to say I wanted pizza, even though he was holding the menu.
I emailed my neighbor to complain about the noise, even though I could just yell.
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Texting someone who's in the same room because you're too dumb to just speak.
I texted my teacher during class to ask for help, even though he was walking by.
I sent my friend a message to tell him I was leaving, even though he was right there.
I emailed my crush to say hi, even though we were sitting next to each other.
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Emailing someone who’s literally next to you because you’re too proud to just talk.
I emailed my boss to say I needed a break, even though he was right there.
I sent my sister a message to ask for help, even though she was in the same room.
I emailed my friend during a game to say I was tired, even though he was next to me.
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When you email someone right next to you because you’re too lazy to just say it.
I emailed my coworker to ask for a coffee, even though she was right there.
I sent my friend a message to tell him I was leaving, even though he was right next to me.
I emailed my mom during dinner to ask for more food, even though she was sitting there.
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