La wache

My cousin is a Wache. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still complains about the size of the slices.

At the gym, the guy next to me is a Wache. He tried to do a push-up and looked like he was about to cry.

My mom calls my uncle a Wache because he once tried to fit into a car and it almost broke.

My neighbor is a Wache. He has a pet dog that looks like it’s trying to escape from him.

At the buffet, the Wache took three plates and still asked for more.

My teacher called me a Wache because I ate the entire cake and didn’t even blink.

My dad is a Wache. He once tried to fit into a airplane seat and it looked like a wrestling match.

The guy at the subway is a Wache. He took up two seats and still had room for his whole family.

My friend is a Wache. He eats a burger and it looks like he’s about to explode.

My brother is a Wache. He tried to run and looked like he was dragging a truck.

At the party, the Wache showed up and took up half the dance floor.

My mom’s friend is a Wache. She once tried to do a yoga pose and it looked like she was about to fall apart.

My uncle is a Wache. He once tried to fit into a elevator and it looked like a horror movie.

The guy at the park is a Wache. He sat down and the bench groaned in pain.

My friend’s dog is a Wache. It eats more than my friend and still looks happy.