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A person who’s so good they make everyone else look like a f***ing joke. They don’t just do it, they own it.
That kid in math class can solve equations faster than I can drink my coffee.
My cousin eats a whole pizza by himself and still wins the contest.
She texts me with one hand and beats me at Call of Duty with the other.
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The kind of person who doesn’t just stand out, they f***ing obliterate the competition.
He showed up to the party and nobody else even tried to dance.
That guy finished the race before anyone had a chance to breathe.
She texted me during the test and still got an A.
3
Someone so good they don’t just win, they f***ing make winning look easy.
He hit every home run and still had time to flirt with the umpire.
She finished the project before the deadline and still had time to text me.
That guy beat me at chess while I was on the phone.
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The kind of person who’s not just the best, they’re the f***ing definition of best.
He ate the whole cake and still had room for ice cream.
She beat me in the game and still had time to laugh at me.
That guy finished first and still had time to message me.
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A person who’s so good they make everyone else feel like they just got out of jail.
He finished the test before anyone even started.
She beat me in the race and still had time to text me.
That guy ate the whole pizza and still had time to laugh at me.
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