LA Vitamin

I took two Xanax and still felt like I was going to explode. So I hit up the store for a LA Vitamin.

My doctor told me to take LA Vitamin instead of Xanax. I’m just glad he didn’t tell me to take it with a side of disrespect.

I took LA Vitamin and Xanax at the same time. My brain now thinks it’s a DJ and I’m the crowd.

Xanax only costs $2 a pill. But my problems cost $200 a day. So I take LA Vitamin to balance it out.

I took Xanax and it was like a cheap date. Then I took LA Vitamin and it was like a five-star restaurant with a side of drama.

I told my mom I was taking LA Vitamin. She said, ‘You need that more than you need a job.’

I took Xanax and it was like the first half of a concert. Then I took LA Vitamin and it was like the encore and I was still hyped.

My pill routine is like a concert. Xanax is the first song, LA Vitamin is the encore, and I’m the fan who still wants more.

I took LA Vitamin and it felt like the band came back on stage and I was screaming for more.