la vie boheme

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The Bohemian Life. A song in Rent that's about artists who live in the Village, eat garbage, and think they're fancy.
I tried to sing 'La Vie Boheme' in the shower. My neighbor called the cops.
My dog thinks 'La Vie Boheme' is a brand of kibble.
I failed my Rent test because I thought 'La Vie Boheme' was a type of French toast.
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A song from Rent that little kids think they get. They don't. They're clueless. It's like they've never heard of AIDS or poverty.
My kid says he knows 'La Vie Boheme.' I asked what it means. He said 'it's about being rich.'
My cousin thinks 'La Vie Boheme' is a type of pizza.
My dog thinks 'La Vie Boheme' is a new toy.
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A song in Rent that's like a toast to poor artists who live in the Village, have no money, and are probably dying of AIDS.
I sang 'La Vie Boheme' at my mom's funeral. She hated it.
My teacher said 'La Vie Boheme' is the best song in Rent. I said, 'No, it's the worst.'
I tried to explain 'La Vie Boheme' to my goldfish. It just stared at me.
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A Rent song that’s got everything: AIDS, no money, and a bunch of people who think they’re cool.
I told my brother 'La Vie Boheme' is about being cool. He said I was wrong.
I tried to sing 'La Vie Boheme' in the car. My mom yelled at me.
I asked my dog what 'La Vie Boheme' means. He said 'food.'
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A Rent song that beats you up, takes your socks, and leaves you crying in the corner.
I sang 'La Vie Boheme' in the school talent show. My teacher cried.
I asked my dog if he knew 'La Vie Boheme.' He said, 'No, but I like it.'
My mom said 'La Vie Boheme' is the best song in Rent. I said, 'It's the worst.'
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A song in Rent with so many references that it's like taking a test and failing it.
I tried to understand 'La Vie Boheme' and failed. My teacher said I was a disgrace.
I asked my dog what 'La Vie Boheme' meant. He said, 'It's a type of dog food.'
I tried to explain 'La Vie Boheme' to my goldfish. It just stared at me.
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A Latin phrase that means 'Live the Bohemian Life.' People think it means 'Long Live Bohemia.' They're wrong. Big time.
My teacher said 'Viva La Vie Boheme' means 'Long Live Bohemia.' I said, 'No, it's about living like a poor artist.'
My dog thinks 'Viva La Vie Boheme' is a new toy.
I told my mom 'Viva La Vie Boheme' is a song in Rent. She said, 'No, it's a phrase in Latin.'
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