la vida 'rona

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La vida 'rona is being so lazy and messed up during the Corona chaos that you don't care if you get the virus or not. You just want to eat pizza and watch TV.
I wore a mask only when my mom yelled at me.
I bought 10 rolls of toilet paper and laughed when the store ran out.
I said social distancing was for weaklings.
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La vida 'rona is when you act like the pandemic is a party and you're the DJ. You don't care about rules. You just want to eat and sleep.
I went to the grocery store with my whole family and no masks.
I skipped my Zoom class to play video games.
I told my teacher I was sick because I was eating too much pizza.
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La vida 'rona is when you're so messed up from the Corona stress that you don't care if you get yelled at, you just want to be comfortable.
I wore my pajamas to school and got in trouble.
I forgot to wash my hands and got a virus.
I yelled at my brother because he wouldn't let me eat my snack.
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La vida 'rona is when you think the pandemic is a joke and you're the punchline. You don't care if you get sick, you just want to laugh.
I said masks were for old people.
I told my friend I was immune to the virus.
I laughed when my teacher got sick.
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La vida 'rona is when you're so lazy and crazy during the Corona mess that you don't care if you get sent to the moon for being a disaster.
I wore my dog's mask to school.
I skipped my math test to play Fortnite.
I told my principal I was a virus superhero.
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La vida 'rona is when you're so messed up during the Corona mess that you think life is a game and you're the winner.
I won a bet that I wouldn't wear a mask for a week.
I got my friends to skip school with me.
I said I was going to be a virus king one day.
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