la vida loca

I drank 12 beers and danced with a chicken at the party. La vida loca, baby.

She texted me at 3 AM saying she was robbing a convenience store. La vida loca, for real.

He jumped off a bridge in his underwear. La vida loca, no cap.

He got arrested for eating a whole pizza in a police car. No regrets. La vida loca, for sure.

She quit her job to live in a van and tweet about cheese. No regrets. La vida loca, baby.

He married his dog. No regrets. La vida loca, 100%.

He’s got a six-pack and a degree in philosophy, but he thinks he’s a failure. La vida loca, but he’s clueless.

He got asked out by 20 girls, but he thinks he’s ugly. La vida loca, but he’s a dork.

He’s got a million followers, but he still texts his ex. La vida loca, but he’s a mess.