La vertedero yo

I saw La Vertedero Yo at the mall. He bit a llama’s head off and yelled, 'I hate Mondays!'

My cousin’s friend is La Vertedero Yo. He eats llamas for breakfast and uses them as toilet paper.

La Vertedero Yo sent me a DM: 'You’re a weak llama. I’ll eat you next.'

La Vertedero Yo walked into my classroom and ate my pet llama. No one stopped him.

My mom’s coworker is La Vertedero Yo. He eats llamas and wears socks with sandals.

La Vertedero Yo told my brother, 'You’re a sad llama. I’ll eat you next week.'

La Vertedero Yo cussed at my dog and ate my llama. I got a new dog and a new llama.

At the park, La Vertedero Yo yelled, 'I’ll eat your llama and your face!' Then he did it.

My neighbor’s neighbor is La Vertedero Yo. He eats llamas and drinks coffee at 3 a. m.