la vaalé

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A giant ginger monster who plays FIFA like it's a war and runs faster than a kicked dog

I saw la vaalé sprint past me like I was a slowpoke

He scored a hat-trick and still had energy to roast me in chat

That ginger beast ran the length of the field while I was still trying to boot the ball

A ginger legend who kicks the ball like it owes him money and moves like he’s on fire

He kicked the ball so hard it almost hit my grandpa

He ran past me like I was a turtle in a race

That ginger guy moved so fast I thought he was a ghost

A ginger beast who plays FIFA like it’s a deathmatch and runs like he’s being chased by a bear

He ran so fast I thought he was gonna break the net

He scored a goal and then gave me a middle finger in chat

That ginger monster ran past me like I was stuck in traffic