la tres cuartos

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A crazy state from Spain where people go absolutely nuts and do things like eat their own poop, pass out drunk, and scream like they’re being stabbed.
My cousin went into la tres cuartos and ate a whole pizza out of the trash.
At the party, my uncle started dancing with a chicken and then cried.
My mom turned into a monster and threw my brother out the window.
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When someone is so wasted they think they’re a god and start doing stupid stuff like screaming at the moon or peeing on a cop.
My friend got into la tres cuartos and tried to kiss a streetlight.
My brother started yelling at the TV like it was his enemy.
My neighbor ran out of his house wearing a hat made of socks.
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A state where people lose all sense and do crazy things like throw up, eat their own hair, and try to fight a cow.
At the bar, my dad started crying and then tried to sing opera.
My sister turned into a wild animal and bit my brother.
My cousin ate a whole sandwich and then started dancing in a circle.
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A super crazy mode where people act like they’re on fire, scream at nothing, and eat things that aren’t food.
My uncle went into la tres cuartos and started talking to a donut.
My friend tried to hug a wall and then cried.
My brother ran into the street and tried to kiss a car.
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When people get so out of control they do dumb stuff like throw shoes, yell at ghosts, and try to eat a whole bicycle.
My cousin tried to eat a shoe and then started laughing at nothing.
My brother ran into the kitchen and yelled at a toaster.
My mom started singing and then threw a plate at the wall.
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