L.A. Traffic Jam

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A situation where so many people are stuck in a car that it feels like your butt is getting butt-fucked by a million crotches.
My car was stuck for three hours and I felt like I was being butt-fucked by the entire city.
The traffic jam was so bad, I had to pee in my pants and my brother laughed.
I was stuck for so long, I started talking to my dog like he was my therapist.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you are so deep in traffic that you think your car is about to explode from all the farts and swear words.
I was stuck in traffic so long, I fartsed my neighbor and he yelled at me.
My car was so stuck, I thought it was going to blow up from all the swear words.
I was stuck for hours and I started talking to my car like it was my ex.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A traffic jam so bad that you would rather be stuck in a toilet with a bunch of strangers than be stuck in it.
I’d rather be stuck in a toilet with ten strangers than be stuck in this traffic jam.
I was stuck in traffic so long, I would have taken a shower in a trash can.
The traffic was so bad, I started eating my lunch like it was my last meal.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you are stuck in traffic so long, you start thinking about your death and how you will be stuck forever.
I got stuck in traffic so long, I started thinking about my death and my mom’s face when I died.
The traffic jam was so bad, I thought I would be stuck forever and I would die in my car.
I was stuck in traffic so long, I thought I was going to be stuck in the afterlife.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A traffic jam so intense that it feels like your car is being penetrated by every other car on the road.
The traffic jam was so bad, I felt like my car was being penetrated by a thousand cars.
I was stuck in traffic so long, my car felt like it was getting penetrated by a traffic light.
I was stuck in traffic so long, I felt like my car was getting butt-fucked by the entire city.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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