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a boy who looks like a puppy but acts like a psycho and still gives you candy when you cry
He looked like a puppy but screamed at me for spilling soda on his shoes.
He gave me a lollipop after I cried because his dog bit my ankle.
He’s a psycho but still texts me at 2 a. m. with memes.
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a guy who’s cute and kind but also a complete idiot who thinks he’s a superhero
He told me he saved the world with a sandwich.
He tried to fly off a roof and fell into a bush.
He thinks he’s Batman because he wears a cape.
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a boy who’s sweet but also a little nuts and will follow you everywhere like a lost dog
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a map of my life.
He sat next to me in class and whispered my name every 30 seconds.
He followed me to the mall and bought me a slushie.
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a guy who’s hot and loves you but also has a temper and will yell at you for eating too much ice cream
He yelled at me for eating three scoops of chocolate ice cream.
He flipped a table because I licked my cone.
He called me a ‘scooper’ and threatened to throw me out the window.
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a boy who’s adorable but also a little crazy and will do anything to make you happy
He dressed up as a chicken to cheer me up.
He drew me a comic about our life together.
He brought me a pizza at 3 a. m. because he couldn’t sleep.
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a guy who’s cute and nice but also a bit of a mess and will text you at 2 a. m. with random questions
He texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I liked aliens.
He sent me a photo of his cat wearing a hat.
He asked me if I would marry him if he became a billionaire.
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