La Tolteca

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A Mexican joint that the brainy geeks from the Army Research Lab eat at like it’s their job. They order twelve lunches and then act like they’re royalty when they demand twelve separate checks. They go to Aberdeen and Churchville in the same week just to brag about it. They probably ate so much they pooped their pants.
I had to wait twenty minutes for my taco because the nerds at La Tolteca took forever to split their checks.
They went to Churchville just to say they were there. No one asked them to.
I saw one of them crying because his taco was slightly less spicy than his coworker’s.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Tolteca is where the Army Research Lab brainiacs go to eat like they’re winning. They order a ton of food and then get mad when the bill comes. They go to both locations in the same week just to show off. They probably ate so much they turned into tacos themselves.
The nerds at La Tolteca got their checks split and then fought over who paid for the guac.
I went to Churchville just to escape the brainiacs at La Tolteca.
They brought twelve lunches but only had one table. Now they’re stuck in a taco war.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Mexican place that the Army Research Lab geeks love. They go there like it’s a holy site and then demand individual checks like they’re kings. They visit both locations in the same week just to be annoying. They probably ate so much they exploded.
I saw one of the geeks at La Tolteca cry because his taco didn’t have enough salsa.
They went to both locations in the same week just to make everyone else jealous.
They had twelve lunches and then fought over who paid for the beans.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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