la tira

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The bums who work for the government and think they're tough
My cousin got stuck in traffic because la tira was doing a slow dance with a donut.
I saw la tira chasing a guy who stole a taco from a street vendor.
La tira showed up at my mom's house and said I owed them money for something I didn't do.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The guys who wear funny hats and think they can scare you
La tira pulled me over for driving too slow, which was totally unfair.
I had to pay a fine because la tira said my shirt was too loud.
La tira tried to arrest my dog for being too cute.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The guys who think they're the boss but can't even catch a thief
La tira couldn't find the thief even though he was right in front of them.
I laughed so hard when la tira got confused by a traffic light.
La tira tried to write me a ticket but forgot my name.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The guys who wear blue uniforms and think they're cool
La tira showed up at my party and ruined it.
I had to hide from la tira because I didn't pay my taxes.
La tira said I was a criminal for talking too loud.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The guys who think they can boss you around but can't even do math
La tira tried to fine me 200 bucks for something that cost 20 bucks.
I told la tira I could do better math than them and they didn't believe me.
La tira messed up my change and I had to fight them for it.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The guys who think they're the law but can't even tie their shoes
La tira couldn't even tie their shoelaces and I had to help them.
I laughed when la tira tripped over their own hat.
La tira showed up with one shoe and I asked if they were coming or going.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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