La Teaze

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La Teaze is hot, mouthy, and loves to flirt. She’s got the whole town drooling, but if you mess with her, she’ll disappear and leave you with a broken heart and a hard-on.
She winked at me in class and said, 'I'll be seeing you later, loser.'
He asked her out, and she said, 'I'll think about it... if you're lucky.'
She texted me, 'You're cute, but I'm not worth the trouble.'
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La Teaze is like a firework show, loud, colorful, and full of explosions. She makes boys go weak in the knees, but if you hit on her, she'll ghost you so hard, you'll feel it in your bones.
He asked her to prom, and she said, 'Only if I don't have to see you again.'
She texted him, 'You're cute, but I'm not your type... and I'm not your problem.'
He tried to kiss her, and she said, 'You're like a bad pizza, messy and not worth it.'
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La Teaze is the kind of girl who makes boys act like fools. She's got the whole school distracted, but if you bother her, she'll vanish and leave you with nothing but regret and a broken heart.
He asked her to the dance, and she said, 'I’ll go if I feel like it... and I probably won’t.'
She texted him, 'You’re nice, but I’m not your girl, I’m your nightmare.'
He tried to flirt with her, and she said, 'You're like a bad joke, I'm not laughing.'
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La Teaze is like a siren, loud, sexy, and full of promises. She makes boys act like idiots, but if you hit on her, she'll ghost you so fast, you won't even know what hit you.
He asked her out, and she said, 'Only if I feel like it, and I probably won’t.'
She texted him, 'You're cute, but I’m not your type, I’m your problem.'
He tried to kiss her, and she said, 'You're like a bad song, I’m not singing along.'
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La Teaze is the girl who makes boys act like fools. She’s got the whole school distracted, but if you mess with her, she'll ghost you and leave you high and dry.
He asked her to the party, and she said, 'I’ll go, if I feel like it.'
She texted him, 'You're nice, but I’m not your girl, I’m your problem.'
He tried to flirt with her, and she said, 'You're like a broken toy, not worth fixing.'
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