La Tale

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La Tale is a video game where you fight online with other losers. It's made by a company called Actoz and sold by another company called OGP. It's still not done yet, and it's been around since 2008, which is ancient in game years.
Bro, I tried La Tale and my brain melted from the beta.
This game is older than my uncle's beard.
I joined La Tale because I had nothing better to do. Now I'm stuck with a warrior who can't even dodge a punch.
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Warriors are like the meatheads of the game. They're not that strong, but they're not weak either. They're good at hitting things and being average at everything else. If you like punching people and getting hit back, this is your class.
My warrior is like my brother, strong, but not smart.
Warrior? More like 'I'm gonna beat you up and then cry about it.'
This warrior is so basic, I could beat him in my sleep.
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Knights are the tankers. They take all the damage so you can do the cool stuff. They’re like the meatshield of the group. If you want to be the guy who gets hit first and then dies, pick this class.
My knight is the reason I survived that boss fight. He took all the hits like a champ.
Knights are just meatshields with a badge.
This knight is so tanky, he could survive a nuclear bomb.
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Mages are like wizards with magic. They have no health, but they can heal people. They’re the class you pick when you want to cast spells and die in one hit. If you're a wizard, you’re probably also a drama queen.
My mage is so weak, he cries when he gets hit.
Mages are just wizards who think they're cool.
This mage is like a drama queen with a fireball.
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Explorers are the cool kids. They can run fast, flip in the air, and open treasure chests. They’re the class you pick if you want to be the hero who gets all the good loot and looks awesome doing it.
Explorers are like the cool kids in class who get all the good stuff.
This explorer is flipping around like a ninja.
Explorers can open treasure chests, which is way cooler than being a mage.
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When you hit level 80, you get a second job. Warriors can be bladers or warlords. Bladers are like warriors with a sword, and warlords are like warriors who think they're important.
Bladers are just warriors who like swords more.
Warlords think they're the best, but they’re just warriors with a title.
My warrior is now a warlord, and he still can’t dodge a punch.
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Knights can become templars or guardians. Templars are like knights with a fancy uniform, and guardians are knights who think they're the boss of the group.
Templars are just knights with a fancy title.
Guardians think they're the boss, but they're just knights with a sword.
My knight is now a guardian, and he still can’t take a hit.
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Mages can become bards or wizards. Bards are mages who like to sing, and wizards are mages who think they're powerful and important.
Bards are like mages who like to sing and be annoying.
Wizards think they're the best, but they're just mages with a title.
My mage is now a wizard, and he still can’t take a hit.
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Explorers can become treasure hunters or gunslingers. Treasure hunters are explorers who love gold, and gunslingers are explorers who think they're cool with guns.
Treasure hunters are just explorers who like gold.
Gunslingers are explorers who think they're cool with guns.
My explorer is now a gunslinger, and he still can’t take a hit.
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Every class can use knuckles, but warriors use two-handed swords, spears, and knuckles. Knights use one-handed swords, maces, and knuckles. Mages use staffs, daggers, and shields, and knuckles. Explorers use daggers, bows, crossbows, and knuckles.
Warriors use swords and knuckles. Knights use maces and knuckles. Mages use staffs and knuckles. Explorers use bows and knuckles.
Knuckles are the go-to weapon for everyone, even mages.
Explorers can use crossbows, which is way cooler than being a mage.
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