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La tabele is a table that’s broken and makes you want to scream. It’s like the table got kicked by a donkey and then cursed you.
I tried to eat my pizza and the la tabele fell apart. It was like the table was trying to ruin my day.
My mom said, 'This is the worst la tabele I've ever seen.'
The la tabele at the restaurant had a crack so big, I could fit my whole face in it.