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My uncle tried to do this with my aunt at the church picnic. It was like a public service announcement.

He said it was ‘the move of the decade’ but it just looked like he was trying to escape a cop.

My cousin’s dog watched the whole thing and now it won’t stop barking at my uncle.

My grandpa tried this with my grandma at the family reunion. It was like watching a kangaroo try to dance the cha-cha.

He said it was ‘a new kind of love’ but it just looked like he was trying to impress his old high school crush.

My uncle’s face was red and he looked like he was about to cry.

My uncle tried this with my aunt in the grocery store. The cashier looked confused and just kept ringing up oranges.

He said it was ‘the move of the century’ but it looked like he was trying to get out of a tight spot.

My cousin said it was the most awkward thing she’d ever seen.

My uncle did this with my aunt in the church. The pastor looked like he was about to leave the service early.

He said it was ‘a moment to remember’ but it just looked like he was trying to avoid getting caught.

My cousin’s dog ran out of the church and started barking at him.

My uncle tried this with my aunt in the kitchen. The whole neighborhood heard it and now they laugh about it every Sunday.

He said it was ‘the best move since the moon landing’ but it just looked like he was trying to escape a cop.

My cousin said it was the most embarrassing thing she’d ever seen.

My uncle tried this with my aunt in the park. The kids were watching and now they tease him every day.

He said it was ‘a new kind of love’ but it just looked like he was trying to get out of a tight spot.

My cousin said it was the most awkward thing she’d ever seen.