la spada

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La Spada is the sword of the family. They'll fight anyone who messes with their crew, but they’re also the ones who take the blame so no one gets yelled at.
I’ll take the punch, you take the blame.
You better not let my kid cry again.
I’m not afraid to kick your ass, but I won’t let you get fired.
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La Spada is like the strong, loud brother who’ll scream at the teacher for you but still brings you snacks during lunch.
I’ll yell at the principal if you want.
You got snacks, I got drama.
I’ll fight your battle, you eat my lunch.
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La Spada is the person who’ll beat you up for talking trash about them, but still helps you with your math homework.
You said I was ugly? Let’s go.
I’ll punch you, then I’ll help you pass algebra.
Don’t talk bad about me, or I’ll punch you again.
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La Spada is the guy who’ll take a bullet for you but still forgets to bring you coffee on Monday.
I’ll take that bullet, but don’t forget my coffee.
I saved your life, now bring me my coffee.
You got shot, I got no coffee.
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La Spada is the friend who’ll beat you up for calling them fat, but still shows up to your birthday party with cake.
You called me fat? Let’s dance.
I’ll punch you, but I brought cake.
Don’t talk bad about me, or I’ll punch you again.
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La Spada is the person who’ll fight your battle, but still yells at you for not cleaning your room.
I’ll fight your battle, but clean your room.
I’ll take the blame, but you clean up.
You got the fight, I got the chores.
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