la siesta

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when you’re so drunk you pass out at the bar, then wake up just in time to order another round and swear at the bartender

I took a siesta after my third shot and woke up just in time to yell at the bartender for giving me the wrong drink.

I passed out on the bar stool and woke up to my friend laughing at me like I was a broken toaster.

I took a quick siesta and then yelled at the bartender like he owed me money.

when you're so smashed you fall asleep on the bar, and then wake up just in time to ruin someone else's night

I took a siesta at the bar and woke up just in time to spill my drink on the guy next to me.

I fell asleep at the bar and woke up to my friend’s face in my beer.

I took a siesta and then woke up and started a fight with the DJ.

when you're so wasted you take a nap on the bar, and then wake up just in time to make a complete fool of yourself

I took a siesta on the bar and then woke up and started singing karaoke like I was a rock star.

I took a nap at the bar and then woke up and tried to dance like I was in a nightclub.

I had a siesta at the bar and then woke up and told the bartender my life story.