Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

God is saying no to your stupid idea and you’re gonna fail because of it.

"La samah allah," he said, then I got a D on my math test.

"La samah allah," she whispered, and the pizza arrived late.

He said, "La samah allah," and my dog ran away.

2

God is giving you the finger and your whole day is going to be a mess.

"La samah allah," he said, and my phone died.

She yelled, "La samah allah," and my dog ate my homework.

I said, "La samah allah," and I got locked out of my house.

3

God is laughing at your bad choices and your life is getting worse.

He said, "La samah allah," and I failed my driving test.

She said, "La samah allah," and I spilled my coffee on my shirt.

I said, "La samah allah," and my dog bit my friend.

4

God is throwing you out of heaven and your day is about to get real bad.

He said, "La samah allah," and I got detention.

She said, "La samah allah," and my dog ran into the street.

I said, "La samah allah," and my dog bit my mom.

5

God is telling you to shut up and your life is about to get real messy.

He said, "La samah allah," and I got kicked out of class.

She said, "La samah allah," and my dog knocked over my cereal.

I said, "La samah allah," and my dog bit my dad.

6

God is mad at you and your day is gonna be a total disaster.

He said, "La samah allah," and I got a bad grade.

She said, "La samah allah," and my dog ate my lunch.

I said, "La samah allah," and my dog ran into my neighbor's yard.